garnetdawn:

i love that seals can just

ir0n-angel:

lew-basnight:

sophie531896273240810891:

sophie531896273240810891:

sophie531896273240810891:

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.

Today I found a new bowl! In its center is a little hill with a little house. I will carry it down to the shore and fill it up, and whomever lives in that little house can have a tiny portion of my meal. I hope they have a nice bowl to put it in..

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sovietnam:

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nightbringer117:

annabellioncourt:

bobbywhatsgood:

This is the reason why you should hire an artist! 😍😍😍

Originally posted by gatissed

Wow that’s better than the entire show

The notes say they should’ve hired a writer, too.

randomslasher:

bethanyactually:

*googles ‘how to nominate reporter for Peabody Award’* x

I literally just got dehydrated from all the salt in that one paragraph

tehriz:

sandersstudies:

sidras-tak:

here are some things I just heard:

• a door slamming
• someone exclaim “oh, you sneaky bastard”
• the sound of a bell jingling down the hallway
• someone at the end of the hallway gasping “hello beautiful!!” in that very special I’m-talking-to-an-unexpected-cat voice

some things I heard myself:

• a light thud
• someone exclaiming “listen here, one of us can see in the dark and it’s not me, so we’re gonna have to figure this out”
• a meow

literally every minor sound from the street carries up to us since it’s so narrow, last year this happened:

• a deep voice going “HEY”
• me immediately concerned, it is dark, what is happening
• same deep voice: “WHAT DO YOU HAVE”
• the playful jingling of dog tags
• “WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH”
• jingle jingle jingle

theinfiknight:

This is like a group chat

skidspace:

r4cs0:

Me and the boys on our way to respect women

Love me a man that can shoot himself ass first through a suspended hoop

zexcs:

one thing you can always count on is that hearts change.

Howl’s Moving Castle 「ハウルの動く城」 (2004• )
dir. Hayao Miyazaki.

gendergenius:

webphobia-deactivated20200321:

dark wikipedia show me evil worms with bad intent